A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is
bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes
some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little weenie?
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
You MUST read them out LOUD.
1) That's not right ......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ........................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet .......... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ............... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week .. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ................................ Fa Kin Su Pah
