jueves, agosto 11, 2005

PRENDAN LAS LUCES enviado por Sandra Pasillas

Hey-better to be safe no one wants bad sex!!!!!!! pass it on!

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in

the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated

leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him,

"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
the toy . . . you explain the kids."

posted by Caralampio @ 9:11 p.m.