BLACK MAMA BY ADDIE HERNANDEZ
BLACK MAMAMrs.. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with
a female roommate Vikki...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate
than
met
the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down
and wrote:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love,
Mama.
Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother... especially if she is
Black!
posted by Caralampio @ 4:01 p.m.
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