sábado, enero 29, 2005

DR. PHIL'S INNER PEAC BY ADDY HERNANDEZ

DR PHIL'S INNER PEACE

 I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we 
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard
on a Dr. Phil show,I have finally found inner peace.

 Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
 things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
 started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I
 finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle
 of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of Ben
 and Jerry's double chocolate almond butterscotch ice cream, the rest of
 the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

 You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

 Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.