sábado, enero 29, 2005

PICKING A WIFE BY SANDRA PASILLAS

A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to
marry. He decides

to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of
$5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and
buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely
for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so
much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She
gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for
his computer, and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
has spent all the money on him because she loves him
so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the! stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his
$5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.